Read by Ace Antonio Hall

This story is rated r for language.

Episode 26 is part of our Dog Appreciation Month at Clonepod in honor of our new puppy, WallE and our dog, Hazel, who has welcomed WallE into the family.

Scott Bradfield has worked in Hollywood writing scripts for Sony, Universal, Working Title and Roger Corman’s Concorde Films. ┬áHe has written two books entitled Hot Animal Love and Good Girl Wants it Bad. ┬áRecent work has appeared in Bookforum, thefanzine.com and the New York Ghost.