audio engineering by Bruce McDonald

read by Leslie Ann Moore

music by Robert Farmer

Parental Guidance recommended.  Suggestive Language

How to Deal With Your Daughter and Her Crabs was previously published in 2005 in Alien Skin magazine.  Brian Salyard’s work also appears in Alien Skin and in the Redjack Books anthology Anathema.

Charles sat at a dinner table much too large […]